From the “Freud would have a field day” Dept.

So I had this even stranger dream last night.

In this dream, I have a dog.

So I bring my pet to work, and I start neglecting it. By the end of the work day, I realise that I haven’t fed it nor have I taken it for a walk. So I find my dog, I start giving food from the company fridge—actually, I was stealing my coworkers’ food.

Then I realise that my dog needs to go to the washroom and that it has been pissing here and there around the office. So I grag the dog and carry it outside, all the while, as it is pissing everywhere…like a hose. When I take it outside, it just stands there on all fours (no leg up) pissing on itself.

I’m stunned, “That’s not how you do it! Do it like this.” I command.

So the dream ends with me on all fours, with my left leg raised and my dog doing the same.

What the hell does that mean?

-T