I have the Norwalk Virus.

It’s coming out of both ends.

I didn’t feel well during the drive back from work. In the past hour and a half, I have thrown up twice, and had the “explosive” diarrhea like 6 times.

I’ve quarantined the downstair bathroom.

I won’t be able to do anything for the next four days. I won’t be able to do work, see LOTR2, help Mrs. So cook dinner, cook at the Sunday dinner party. Nothing.

Five minutes ago, I threw up in the toilet where I just had to do number 2.

I’ve hit rock bottom.

-T