I should just…

I should just dump whatever food that I’m eating into toilet.

It goes through me that fast.

I actually ate some solid food today.

I think the Environment Canada should come to my house and dedicate my ass illegal under the Kyoto Protocol. I’m producing so much methane and foul smelling gas, I’d have to be declared an environmental hazard. I’m single-handedly increasing global warming.

I’m a risk to the plubic. Nay, the entire country; maybe even the world.

-T